Our Commitment to You
Here at Sky Daddy Ranch, we understand that New Eden can be a harsh and unforgiving place. Our dedicated team of former rage-quitters is standing by to carefully file your complaint in our state-of-the-art circular storage system.
The SDR Guarantee
- 🔍 We thoroughly investigate all complaints (by skimming them while on lunch break)
- ⏱️ We respond to all inquiries within 2-3 business millennia
- 🤝 We promise to take your feedback seriously (while laughing hysterically)
- 💰 We offer the same reimbursement policy as CCP: absolutely nothing
"After losing my third Titan this month, Sky Daddy Ranch's complaint form was the only thing that kept me from biomassing my character. Their complete lack of actual assistance was exactly what I needed!"
— xXElite_PvPerXx, Professional Victim
* Sky Daddy Ranch is not affiliated with CCP Games. Submitting a complaint here has the same effect as screaming into the void, but with more memes.